you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
