youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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