ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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