D3 body, D1 cock
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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