My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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