Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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