doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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