Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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