By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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