we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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