I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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