You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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