would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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