I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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