Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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