he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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