We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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