So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
