i don't like sucking hair
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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