I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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