So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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