No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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