i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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