I hate all girls vehemently.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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