hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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