It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize