areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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