i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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