My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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