So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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