Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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