K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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