You work out of a Hotel?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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