and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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