if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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