She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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