come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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