Your tits are I can't wait for
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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