Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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