Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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