On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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