I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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