I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I love you.
Bad choice
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