he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
