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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.

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(347): View more from New York

just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner

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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.

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(515): View more from Iowa

My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."

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(716): View more from New York

Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?

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(714): View more from California

Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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(276): View more from Virginia

Are these your boobs on my camera?

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