we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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