He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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