I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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