ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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