I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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