i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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