You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
