OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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