Ambien. No doubt about it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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